"dumb and dumber and joe the plumber"
But that idiot "Joe the plumber" didn't become an entity until the second to last debate which was merely 3 weeks or so before the election and there just wasnt enough time. Then the election passed and mcain/palin went to fuck themselves, and i was sure we had heard the last of this piece of human shit otherwise known as "joe the plumber"...
but we haven't, this piece of shit is still commenting in the news, and its a real double edged sword for me, but with two bad fucking edges!!! Why the fuck is the media still interviewing this asshole??? and why the fuck is this asshole still running his ignorant uneducated muck shoveling mouth???
let's recap a bit about this piece of shit before i talk about the BS i'm STILL reading from this guy while trying to eat my lunch.
This motherfucker was made famous by john "fuckhead" mccain during his debate where he quoted this "plumber's" concern over Obama's tax plan saying that he didn't want to pay an increased tax of 3% on his wages when he someday bought his boss' company and earned over $250K per year, which is about what a doctor earns.
you know the rest, we've had to listen to "joe the plumber's" idiotic views on politics on talk shows and radio interviews, this MOTHERFUCKER even commented on foreign policy discussing on a live news program Israel and Obama's policies regarding the middle east.
What the fuck!?!?!? who the fuck is reporting the news that thought it important enough for the country to hear what this fucking plumber thinks about our foreign policy??? i can only think it was done as a fucking joke.
Let's take a look at Joe the plumber's concerns about his tax situation and the 3% increase on large salaries that became the maccain campaign's laughable rally cry....
jOE tHE pLUMBER
1. this fucking mook is NOT even a fucking plumber. he is just employed by a plumber and he has no fucking license.
2. he is about 48 years old, lives in like ohio or something and currently makes about $48K per year, but he is so fucking concerned about a 3% tax increase if he makes over $250K??? he's fucking delusional and john mccain must have been senile to have even thought this was relevant.
3. he CANNOT buy his boss' company UNTIL he becomes a licensed plumber.
4. he CANNOT become a licensed plumber until he pays his back taxes (thats right, this asshole owes the IRS money)
5. his boss' adjusted annual gross and gross personal profit aren't even over $250K per year and therefore would be EXEMPT from Obama's tax plan. So why is this "plumber's" pipe dream relevant to Obama's plan? it was about as relevant as mccain's pipe dream of being president at the ripe old age of 96 or whatever he was...
6. this fucking country is a fucking joke for putting up with this embarrassing shit!!!
so now, the election is over and i celebrate the death of not only maccain and bush and a republican administration that has DESTROYED the world economy amongst other things, but i celebrated the death of an uneducated worthless piece of human shit otherwise known as Joe the plumber......i danced around like fucking Dorothy in the wizard of oz when the wicked witch of the west was crushed by the house!!!! (Well, in my head i did anyway.)
BUT NOW, this motherfucker is back, i have seen two headlines in the last three days regarding his current points of view and about how this motherfucker Joe the dumb plumber never even supported mccain in the first place and was actually disgusted by that old fuck, but he did go on to say PALIN WAS THE REAL THING THOUGH!!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha
i rarely wish bad upon other human beings but Joe the plumber really needs to get DEAD...
or at least stick his own foot up his own ass while spirally fracturing his own leg. That would be newsworthy.
Other than that i dont EVER want to hear another fucking word about this muck shoveling simpleton again unless its a report that he was killed by a large load of shit being flushed through a pipe he was working on for his boss!!!!
nah mean???
word!!!
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